"Right, and who said parliamentarians are less honest than the common... common...daughter?"
"Don't be facetious. Besides, a private citizen is not entitled to protocol..."
"What rubbish, didn't Chelsea Clinton get security when her dad was the president and she was a student?"
"Yes, but she did not get protocol unless she was with her parents."
"Hey, if those Americans distinguish between security and protocol then it's not Maryam's fault."
"What I find amazing is that a woman who never worked in her life, and who married below her income group yet amassed such wealth while her parents are still alive..."
"I would have you say nothing against Captain Safdar. I mean, the guy gave a few years of his life to the space aliens, khalai mukhlooq..."
"To be a part of the khalai mulkhlooq you have to retire at a level above captain at least.'
"OK, but Maryam Nawaz learnt her lesson well. Her own daughter was married to someone who has an airplane and does not require any pocket money..."
"Just be quiet."
"No, her dad Nawaz Sharif never learnt any lessons, but she did. And for that alone I reckon she will be good for the country and good for the..."
"I said don't be facetious. She legitimately inherited wealth and while in the West you inherit after your parents demise, I mean Trump's children are wealthy but he controls the purse strings and..."
"OK, I have a question. If The Khan wins the elections and forms the next government, who will be the First Daughter?"
"I have told you time and again that the former Chief Justice Iftekhar Chauhdry's resuscitation of the Sita White saga will not elevate him from more than what he is today: a political zero."
"What about if Zardari sahib wins?"
"I know who the First Daughter of Sindh would be, Bakhtawar who is keeping out of politics so far."