"For what?"
"KPK police raided a godown of dead chickens that had been brought from Punjab."
"And where does the Punjab police come in? They were going to have a party and requested that the chickens be sent right back."
"Don't be facetious."
"The Punjab police not realising that they were dealing with their wily counterparts in KPK offered to pay one-third what was asked for the dead chickens?"
"What is the price of a dead chicken?"
"One-third the price of a live one but, of course, the price varies depending on how long the chicken has been dead."
"The chickens had been dead for sometime and were reportedly about to be sold to restaurants around Peshawar - I reckon all those people who would have eaten the chickens would have become severely ill."
"That explains it!"
"What?"
"KPK has the highest number of suicide attacks. I have it on good authority that those who eat chickens that have been dead for more than a day and are not refrigerated may suffer from some delusions or illusions."
"Oh, and where does the Punjab police come in?"
"They like to eat and may I say that a Gallup survey showed that the Punjab police is the most unfit physically in the entire country."
"May be we should put the entire Punjab police on a diet of three day old dead chickens that have not been refrigerated."
"Don't be facetious."
"Any way, I wasn't referring to the dead chickens when I said I appreciate the Punjab police. An accused tried to run away from police custody and one policeman ran after him caught him but didn't know how to take him to jail as there was no police van."
"I bet you some of those dead chickens were sold back to Punjab."
"Don't be facetious. And may I appeal to all those accused who want to run away from a policeman who has partaken of a few days old dead chicken to either go on a fitness programme or abandon any idea of escaping on foot."
"So what happened then?"
"The resourceful Punjab police took a rickshaw and took the accused back to where he belonged."
"That's thinking out of the box - we need more policemen like him."
"Indeed."