"I think it's the era of the unkempt."
"I don't understand."
"Trump with his hair, Boris Johnson with his hair - I mean they wear expensive suits and all but don't they look kind of unkempt?"
"Right, but I don't see what..."
"Hear me out. I think Shahid Khaqan Abbasi is also unkempt, he always looks kind of untidy and let's be honest one doesn't mind one's scientists looking unkempt or those with ideas looking unkempt but surely not a prime minister!"
"Even if he be a non-functional prime minister?"
"Now you are being facetious."
"See if you kick out the functional prime minister then you get what you get."
"One question: is Shahbaz Sharif unkempt?"
"No, but then neither is Maryam Nawaz or Hamza Shahbaz or..."
"So the Sharif's have a sense of dress and style that Shahid Khaqan Abbassi does not have but so what? He is the prime minister, OK not the real one, and he acknowledges it and..."
"Yeah, yeah and this time Shahid Khaqan Abbassi was given a shut up call."
"Yes I heard Khadim-i-Punjab which translates into servant of Punjab - Shahbaz Sharif Chief Minister Punjab's title for himself - stated that he will be now Khadim-i-Pakistan and we reckon he meant he will displace Shahid the Unkempt and..."
"Did the Khadim clear it with the Master?"
"I thought the Master were the people in a democracy!"
"You are so bloody naive."
"Well, everyone is saying that it has not been formally discussed and..."
"Does it matter! Nawaz Sharif designated his brother as the next Prime Minister when he was disqualified and then took it back in typical Sharif style: through the mouth of babes as they say, the same babes who are now tackling Chaudhry Nisar."
"Where did that come from?"
"In the Bible there is a very famous quote 'Out of the mouth of babes and sucklings hast thou ordained strength."
"You get too technical on occasion - all I meant was that here was Shahid Khaqan Abbasi gloating about the state of the Pakistan economy thinking he has convinced all while the next day Fitch downgraded our outlook."
"Conspiracy, this is a conspiracy and..."
"Oh shush."