"Two questions: who is this luminary? And who let the public know about this landmark achievement?"
"Are you being facetious?"
"No, I really want to know."
"The one convinced was Balochistan Chief Minister."
"Ah, he is a PML-N leader."
"Yes, but he is not like others in the inner coterie of Mian sahib who simply cannot say no to him. If you recall there were reports that Mian sahib wanted to extend Abdul Malik's tenure as the Chief Minister and Zehri sahib refused."
"OK, but that could be a matter of priority. You know refuse to go along when he himself is affected while who cares about CPEC - besides it's not as if the Sharif administration is going to listen to anyone right! And perhaps neither of the gentlemen were aware of the fact that the Balochistan representative in the standing committee expressed his concerns and..."
"Oh, that's usual in our politics - just the left hand not knowing what the right hand is doing..."
"Except this time around the left hand (the PPP) as well as the right hand (Balochistan) are in consonance and..."
"Hey, Punjab is the battle ground silly.... Oh and who released the report of Ahsan Iqbal's success?"
"I reckon Ahsan Iqbal, the report was released by the relevant department operating under the able leadership of Pervez Rashid."
"Hmmmm, so Zehri sahib didn't even report that he was convinced."
"Surely you are not implying that the Ministry of Disinformation (MoD)... sorry Information (MoI) lied about..."
"Good heavens no, it's just that sometimes Pervez Rashid is focused on preserving our national heritage, he does hold that charge as well, and neglects the MoI..."
"You are being facetious, anyway what about the Khan's accusation of Jindal-Sharif business partnership..."
"That was not denied by the MoI but by Musaddaq Malik who is now the PM's secretary."
"I don't think he is the Secretary, that's a bureaucratic career post though lateral entrants are commonplace and..."
"Musaddaq Malik is PM's something or the other."
"Well, if it's PM something or the other than he is paid out of our tax money."
"So?"
"So nothing I guess....but how does he know whether Mian sahib's son is Jindal's partner or not."
"Ah that is easy: Mian sahib told him that."
"What about footage of Mian sahib and his son going to Jindal's house?"
"Lies, lies and more lies."
"Okaaaay."