"Never heard of that expression before. I have heard of oranges and apples..."
"Well, apples and oranges are both characterized as fruit and so I guess in one sense given that the two men are politicians apples and oranges proverb makes sense but..."
"Don't forget the two men also worked abroad - The Khan in county cricket/Kerry Packer and the Prime Minister as a marketing head of a UAE company..."
"I heard Sharjeel Memon too is a marketing manager for a UAE company and..."
"How dare you compare a second-tier provincial leader with our Prime Minister, or even The Khan for that matter - the two men lead national parties number 1 and 2."
"OK, but..."
"Stop, and look how different the Prime Minister and The Khan are in terms of physique, and personally if The Khan ever became the Prime Minister I would think that his security detail would not be happy - I mean the guy jogs daily and so they may need to kind of get fit and build stamina and lose weight while we, the public, would get to see our prime minister jogging for the first time in history..."
"Hey, the White House does not have the grounds that our Prime Minister's residence does so my point is that The Khan, if he ever occupies the PM residence, can run inside so no cameras."
"Sad that anyway going back to my beard and moustache proverb the point I want to make is that the two men are integral parts of the country though their location is different...."
"The Khan maybe hirsute but we know the Prime Minister isn't so I reckon this is an unfair..."
"With technology available to transform anyone who is bald into a hirsute..."
"Don't be facetious, besides baldness never ever means no facial hair so there you go and I reckon Mian sahib is the beard to The Khan's moustache - the beard is more pervasive than the moustache that is contained and..."
"Now who is being facetious."